Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Quickgloves on the offensive vs Imperfects


 Recently we sat down with the STB leader Quickgloves, regarding how he was able to defeat the Imperfects and assemble a Coalition of players to fight against the threat of the Negative Feedback Alliance and their allies.




'Apparently someone payed those scum to attack us. We assume it was ROFL or Outer Haven because we are winning in the war with them. IMPs attacked three times in an 8 hour period. Our forces were pushed back in the first engagement, but we repelled them badly when reinforcements arrived. They last engagement was close but we were forced to pull back. I assembled a great group of people from the [NCE] Northern Coalition Effort as well as some old STB friends [Annie Oakley, Calamity Jane, Chicago Cubs] we even got some old MAG Border Wars rivals from RND to help. IMPS immediate re-attacked us so we fight again tonight. They had anywhere from 3-4 tanks trying to take a letter they use elevation and they do not like losing. At STB, we feel we now have the Blueprint to beat the IMPs.'

You can see video of the last engagement here.

At the two minute mark of the engagement STB operatives reportedly witnessed The Imperfects using equipment unsanctioned by CONCORD [drop uplinks based on singularity technology that can be used to materialize within matter] hopefully CONCORD see this video and fines them. Researchers have confirmed this tech could have Xera Effect level consequences and is forbidden by law. Reportedly multiple clones were lost by the Imperfects due to being fused within matter.

As of press time Quickgloves has begun recruiting other corporations to eliminate The Imperfects threat and has promised riches to any that choose to side with the NCE.We'll continue to provide more information about this story as it becomes available.

10 comments:

  1. Imps try to use exploits. why am i not surpised?

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    1. ya drop uplinks are exploits....

      idiot

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    2. The issue had to do with them deploying the uplinks inside stuff on the battlefield. Making them impossible to destroy.

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    3. Thats some BS. Whens this getting fixed CCP?

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  2. kick their asses quick!

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  3. You got to love winning a match like that and then thinking back to one of yor last hacks.

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  4. Fuck the imp scrubs

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  5. gotta love the arrogance of stb's ceo "We assume it was ROFL... because we are winning in the war with them."

    ROFL doesn't need to hire people to fight for us, we have plenty of guys that are more than capable of ROFL-stomping our enemies.

    maybe just maybe and hold on to your tinfoil hats here folks, but maybe the imperfects attacked stb because they could :O or even more preposterous one of the other over 1000 corps in dust hired them, now now i know its a fantastic statement but not everything bad that happens to stb is rofl's fault. cough..cough.. entropy virus.. cough.

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  6. Glad to see QueerGloves blueprint for beating N-F worked. Oh wait N-F holds a district on STB's home planet now :smirk:

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  7. from the video; idk how STD takes the win; considering there were 4 of them and 12 ringers. If i was in STD, i'd be pissed being made to sit out our own PC battles so QG could get ringers to put up a fight.

    Though from what i hear, after that 2nd match (loss to IMP), and 3rd (close win by IMP), they rofl stomped STD once the actually fielded their own team

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